Wait, what?

breathinginthestarlight:

anightvaleintern:

douglocked:

readasaur:

spoilersspoilerseverywhere:

tenkenryu:

simplycrazyhunter:

Squirrel Girl needs a movie.

omg yes

LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS

THIS CHARACTER IS BY FAR THE MOST POWERFUL, THE MOST INTERESTING, AND THE MOST WORTHY OF BEING YOUR ROLE MODEL EVER.

FIRST OFF SHE NEVER ONCE GOES GRIMDARK NOT ONCE AND WHEN SPEEDBALL WENT AND DID HIS STUPID CLIVE BARKER POINTS POINTED INWARD ARMOR THING SHE CALLED HIM OUT ON IT AND OUTRIGHT DECLARED SUCH A THING WAS CHILDISH AND MADE HIM INEFFECTIVE AS A HERO BECAUSE A HERO HAS TO BE APPROACHABLE.

ALSO LETS TALK ABOUT HER SUPERPOWER. YOU TAKE ONE LOOK AT HER AND THINK SHE’S JUST A LOSER RIGHT? WRONG. SQUIRREL GIRL HAS THE MUTANT POWER TO NOT ONLY HAVE SQUIRREL TRAITS BUT CAN ALSO COMMAND THE ABSOLUTE LOYALTY OF SQUIRRELS. HOW MANY SQUIRRELS? TRY EVERY SQUIRREL EVERY WHERE. FLYING SQUIRRELS, TREE SQUIRRELS, I BET YOU SOMEHOW SHE CAN EVEN COMMAND THE LOYALTY OF SOME SHITASTICALLY RARE POISON SQUIRRELS.

BECAUSE OF THIS POWER SHES MANAGED TO TAKE ON FOES THAT WOULD NORMALLY JUST INCINERATE HER ON THE SPOT. SHE TOOK ON DOCTOR VICTOR VON DOOM FOR PETE’S PATOOTS NOT A DOOM BOT THE ACTUAL DOCTOR DOOM AN ACTUAL SORTA ALIEN GOD CALLED THE WATCHER HAD TO ACTUALLY FACT CHECK THAT SHIT BECAUSE EVEN HE DIDNT BELIEVE IT AND THAT FUCKER NEVER INTERVENES FOR SHIT BUT HE HAD TO IN THIS CASE BECAUSE THE WORLD JUST COULDN’T BELIEVE SQUIRREL GIRL DEFEATED THE GENUINE DOCTOR DOOM HE WAS LIKE “OH HELL YEAH I HAVE TO COME DOWN AND FACT CHECK THIS SHIT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS THIS WHAT IM SURE GALACTUS CAN WAIT.”

ALSO HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTALOONS BEACUSE THIS LADY ACTUALLY TOOK ON GALACTUS AND WON.

GALACTUS YES THAT GALACTUS THE GIANT DUDE THAT EATS PLANETS SHE TOOK ON A SPACE GOD WITH NOTHIN GBUT MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRRELS.

SHE NEEDS A SERIES. A MOVIE, A FANBASE SHES JUST THAT AWESOME.

ALSO SHE’S PART OF A LOSER HERO TEAM CALLED THE GREAT LAKES AVENGERS AND ITS STAFFED BY A DUDE WHO CAN COME BACK TO LIFE WHEN HE DIES LIKE KENNY FROM SOUTH PARK

FUCK

IM DONE HERE JUST USE WIKIPEDIA ALREADY DONT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT

No, seriously, it has become something of a running gag that Squirrel Girl can defeat any villain.

Any. Villain.

She is like “Instant Fun, just add Squirrel Girl”.

I strongly recommend reading her adventures, they are just super-great. ^__^

(Minor correction, it is actually the Great Lakes Champions, not Avengers.)

(She also has a healing factor and enhanced strength among some other squirrel-themed powers.)

Marvel set up a system of gauging superheroes powers and based it largely on which characters have defeated and lost to other characters to determine what those power levels are.  Due to Squirrel Girl having defeated so many strong villains, they were forced to put every single power category at 7 out of 7.

She is the only Marvel character in history to achieve this.

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The red are what fans think her power ratings should be.

Blue is canon ratings.

[source: http://marvel.com/universe/Squirrel_Girl ]

nOT TO MENTION HOW GOD DAMN CUTE SHE IS LIKE JUST LOOK AT HER WITH HER FLOOFY TAIL AND LEATARD AND BELT SHE LOOKS BOTH CUTE AND BADASS THOUGH LIKE

DAMN GIRL

09-18-14 22899   via → vickyvicarious   source: simplycrazyhunter
#marvel #squirrel girl #omfg #hell yea
09-18-14 545   via → bemusedbicycle   source: rolliejogger
#ouat #josh dallas #david nolan #prince charming

thingsamylikes:

browneyedtrickster:

Favourite Audrey Ramirez Quotes

Audrey doesn’t get NEARLY enough love. It’s Edwardian period, yet she’s a genius Hispanic engineer who wears overalls, has adorably little meaty arms, doesn’t take any crap from boys, runs a mechanic business with her father and her sister is a prize fighter.
Cool Disney female characters don’t have to be princesses, folks.

09-18-14 155915   via → paradisdesbilles   source: browneyedtrickster
#i loved her to pieces ever since i first saw atlantis #atlantis #disney #audrey ramirez

kuudererules:

[Little Red Riding Hood]

Credit by .Axis.

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1873928

09-18-14 2518   via → sebstansthighs   source: kuudererules
#art #deadpool #spiderman #daredevil #daredevil looks really cool

inaneenglish:

etharei:

novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting

I WANT TO SEE HIM DO THIS WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER.

Except the Winter Soldier is actually able take Steve’s weight (especially since if Steve does it like in the gif it’ll be the metal arm getting most of it)

and the two of them just freeze

Steve slowly realizing he’s being carried bridal style

Bucky the Winter Soldier blinking like MY PROGRAMMING DID NOT COVER THIS???

and there’s a bunch of camera sound effects as Natasha flips past with her phone out

That’s a really cute idea, but Cap’s not actually throwing himself into the guy’s arms. He’s jumping up, then using his body weight to bring the guy down and flip him. It’s one of the many things I LOVE about Cap’s fighting style; he doesn’t just use brute force to subdue opponents. He fights intelligently, using moves like this to minimize energy expended while maximizing force output. Also, see how he places the shield under his body and rolls to protect himself as he hits the ground hard? That minimizes his recovery time so he can spring back up and take down the next bad guy.

I love all the fight choreography in Lemurian Star scene, because Steve is brutal and smart throughout. I know some people didn’t appreciate just how vicious he was (see: the bit where he threw a knife into the dude’s hand so the alarm wasn’t sounded), but this guy led a covert guerrilla unit behind enemy lines in WWII. Of course he knows how to fight in a quiet and efficient way. 

09-17-14 81824   via → darcy-and-steve   source: novacorps
#cap 2 #captain america #steve rogers

Pepperony Week ⇨ Iron Man 3

"Am I gonna be okay?"

"No. You’re in a relationship with me, everything will never be okay."

09-17-14 3155   via → themetalgentleman   source: letsgetdowney
#pepperony #tony x pepper #tony stark #pepper potts #iron man 3

abnormal-fallen-angel:

machomachi:

i really want the avengers and the guardians to meet so i made some dumb doodles

EXCUSE ME CAN I MAKE A NEST ON YOU

09-17-14 55308   via → themonkeycabal   source: machomachi
#MCU #mcu fanart #gotg #avengers #guardians of the galaxy
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#Nick Offerman #i love these #and nick offerman #i have a lot of love for that man

zulidoodles:

[[I had to ok I watched this dang movie four times already]]

09-16-14 106889   via → baneme   source: zulidoodles
#gotg #groot #rocket raccoon #rocket and groot #this is adorable
09-16-14 85117   via → ostentatiousnarcissism   source: sheaproxy
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